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[restitui]

do they have non-pork options?

that's embarrassing!!!

it's not really my business to say

are we sure this is about me and that you never progressed past teething (im kidding i promise)

[longquan]

Oh, I'm so stupid. Right, sorry. Yes, they do! We have mooncakes made with truffle, lotus paste, green tea...For food that isn't sweet, I was going to suggest we try Xie huang mian, since it's a famous dish here. But it's fresh, hand-pulled noodles coated in a golden sauce made primarily from crab roe, and now I realize that you can't eat crab, right?

[ He's going to have to change a few things from the list of restaurants he had ready. Oh no, a lot of food in his culture involves pork or seafood.]

Shanghai Shao Mai! It's a type of dim sum in the shape of a bell; they make them filled with lamb or bamboo shoots, and they're very tasty too.

But you deserve the attention! And I want everyone to know how amazing you are.

You're right, my apologies, I shouldn't pry.

Wow...WOW. (This should teach me not to drink water when reading your texts; I almost choked).

[restitui]

i do like truffles
i shouldn't no. i mean i've grown up keeping kashrut so of all things it's something i just follows naturally. there's mitzvah's and stuff about not going hungry if it's what's offered but
yeah crabs are shellfish

😟 sorry
i could do with some bamboo shoots

buuut what if i do not want attention?

you're okay promise even whether i did or didn't know feels like too much to say. besides i think agatha enjoys being a ghost now. mostly for bullying me.

if you nearly choked that must have meant i got close to the heart of the matter 🤔

[longquan]

We will get those!

I understand! There's nothing to apologize for. I wouldn't offer you food you can't eat on purpose; you shouldn't have to eat something that goes against your beliefs for the sake of politeness.

We must have kosher restaurants or cafes in Shanghai, too; I'll look it up.

Would it be asking for too much if you could make me a list of the foods you can't eat or you're allergic to, just so I know it?

Going for the bamboo shoots, huh? #justpandathings. How cute.
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Ok, then I won't make you socialize. I get what it's like not to want to have the spotlight.

You're right, it's a very personal thing. And Agatha sounds like quite a character.

I'm not going to dignify that with a response. I'll just let you know that I like sucking on things for the normal reasons.

[ That is still a response. And it was ...so much worse. ]

[restitui]

you might truly kosher places isn't always easy to find tho
like, if i was super strict i couldn't even pancakes at dennys

i can and i appreciate it but you really don't have to worry about it so much

are you implying i'm a panda?

she's a lot

i'm aware you're very into sucking things, yes

[longquan]

Yeah, it must be hard to make sure that they're doing things correctly. But I know that Shanghai does have a Jewish community, so maybe if I check some forums, someone might have actual good advice.

No pancakes??? Ever? Oh no. I mean, it would mean more for them, but that still sounds like a tragedy.

I just want to worry about it the right amount. What if one day I meet your parents and I bring them the wrong present!?

[ Which is a huge faux pas in China! When you first visit someone's house to meet them, you need to bring them some food they would like. He wants Billy's parents to like him. ]

You're as cute as them, so why not?

Seems like it.

B...Billy, please. [ No need to call him out like that. ]

[restitui]

they might if there's a jewish community they've definitely have people who are more observant

at dennys anyway since i dont know what pans had pork on them etc but i'm not That observant or i couldn't even get like pizza

i can 100% confirm you brining them a present at all would tickle them so


that's how i know you're delusional there's no way as i'm cute as a panda

idk why you're acting embarrassed now aren't you the one who told me we're past it when you've had me in your mouth???

[longquan]

I'm going to be social online and figure it out. This is how much I love you. [ He does not look forward to interacting with people in forums; it's really not his thing. ]

Makes sense. I'll be more mindful from now on about the food I offer you. [ Because yeah, he's going to keep sharing food with Billy. ] Because of the ...cheese?

That's great to know! :D

You are! But you are also smarter and feistier than pandas, so perhaps you're more like those adorable tiny foxes we have running around K'un Lun that leave a trail of fire behind them.

Okay, yes, I did but that was me saying it. Not me hearing it from you. That makes it different. Somehow.

[restitui]

its cute but you really don't have to if its that much trouble

okay but i like the food you offer me
Yeah at least if it's served with any kind of meat

now you are making me sound lowkey destructive 😔

So you would rather me not acknowledge your oral fixation and protect your (not) innocence?

[longquan]

I like doing things for you. It's not too much trouble. I mean, what kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn't at least take these things into consideration? A lame one.

Tsk, that's too bad and noted. Any kind of meat? Frogs or snake meat too?

Not destructive! just a bit…spicy. And mischievous. Like the little foxes.

okay ti sounds silly when you put it like that. So fine, okay, say anything you want about my inclinations.

[restitui]

you could never be lame but okay fair enough

uh. just fish with milk. technically not supposed to eat frogs or snake.

what does spicy mean in this context?

okay good cause i was gonna have to tease you that i guess we couldn't do that anymore if we couldn't talk about it

[longquan]

Oh, I could. You haven't seen me dance. But you're a sweetie for saying that.

Pity then. Snake stew is a delicacy and a great health supplement.

Simply impish or as I said, a bit mischievous. I meant it in a positive way, I like it.

You know I can't resist your teasing, that's why it embarrasses me at times. So no, let's not stop that.

[restitui]

i'm sure you're adorable dancing

confession the idea of eating snake wigs me out anyway

you better or i'll mischief you one day

can't resist in what way? inquiring minds wanna know

[longquan]

Feel free to lie to yourself, B. The world will never know, because I don't dance.

They're not for everyone. I can't stand the idea of eating snails, and apparently they're considered a delicacy in places like France or Spain.

Honey, you can mischief me all day long if you want.( ꈍ◡ꈍ )

In the 'makes me feel all warm, cozy and also often horny' kinda way. Happy?

[restitui]

not even for me? 🥺

that's because france and spain have limited taste. they make good bread tho

that sounds. well. you know how that sounds.

😌 i am happy i now understand the assignment

[longquan]

That sad emoji won't work on me, mister!

[ Now, seeing Billy's actual puppy eyed face...maybe. ]

True. Good croissants too, and now I am getting hungry.

Yes, yes I do. I learned to tease back from the best.

You're terrible, please never change.

[restitui]

are you sure? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


are you asking for a dinner date?

i can't believe you're learning from someone else you gotta name and shame

idk what you're talking about so i guess i won't tell you how i like your mouth

[longquan]

Yes. That won't work. Ever. Not even a little bit or anything. (,,¬﹏¬,,)

Would your answer be a 'Yes, of course', if it was?

Haha, you're a riot. But since you asked, he's a pretty amazing guy, funny and responsible, but he also hogs the blankets in his sleep. Not everyone can be perfect.

Is that so? What other things won't you tell me about?

[restitui]

🥺🥺
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idk you're making me too excited in that answer

oof not the blankets you should definitely never share a bed with him again

hm where you could use it or what i like you doing with it?
if we're staying strictly on what your oral fixation issues are

[longquan]

Oh, my god. That's CHEATING.
[ AND IT'S WORKING 100%. ]
Fine, maybe we could dance. One time.

I'll even let you pick the place.

It's a rough deal, but what can I say. I am attached now, it's too late.

Why not both? Educate me, I strive to do better each day.

Oh, we can branch out and talk about other things you want me to do for you. Or to you.

[restitui]

I have no idea what you're talking about
Just one?

how generous. actually there is this really good kosher place in brooklyn for one day

yikes that downbad huh guess you could buy a second set of blankets or assert dominance and steal them back or. cuddling is an easier option


huh
is our relationship evolving to sexting?
😱
not that im not down for it but its a new one

[longquan]

I see. [ Two can play this game. He can send pictures of his own too! So he does, but he's giving Billy an amused smile. He's aiming for charming, it is working? ]

Just one, because after you see how I have no idea of hat I am doing, you won't want a repeat of that dance.

Let's go there then!

Yep, head over heels, there's no hope for me. Cuddling is preferable, that will sure teach him a lesson.

Hah. Is that what it is? It's anewone for me too.
Soooo...what are you wearing?😉

[restitui]

that only works if you're aiming to get something out of it. but i'm saving that one and putting it on my wall jsyk

i am sure i will want many repeats if you're just having fun and being you

when? they're no french breads

you're right no one wants gross smelly bodies on them while they're asleep he'll never steal blankets again


the fact so much is new to you is always surprising
not in a bad way just
yknow i think you should have more or w/e

uh you'd tell me too many clothes
should i do something about that?

[longquan]

Not this time; I'm just happy to talk to you, and that's the face I am making. I just wanted you to know. Pfff, silly man. We should take some decent pictures together one day so we can have that.

How come you always have this skill to make me feel good about the things that I am embarrassed to try?

Anytime you want. As for real french bread, we can make 'Paris' another of our future holidays to take. Perhaps for an anniversary.

...

Excuse you? Smelly?


When it comes to relationships, yeah, it's all still pretty new. But it's fun and exciting when we figure out these things together.

If that's how it goes~ Frankly, sexting seems a bit silly, I already know exactly how you look naked and it's always a nice memory.
Maybe I'm just not good at it.

[restitui]

it's a cute face but that's not a surprise. have what? a wall of pictures of us?

i wouldn't be a good boyf if i didn't have that skill

👀 anniversary, huh? planning to be stuck with me for that long


i was talking about the blanket thief who did you think i was talking about? don't tell me you're getting defensive in the blanket thief's honor

it is! doesn't change the fact that i am doubly surprised that i was the first who got to be with you. in like anyway.

😳😳
p sure most people who do it don't get to see each other whenever or are like needy teenagers. but if i want to see you naked or something i can just come over.