longquan | [ Open RP | Memes / TFLN overflow ]

Oh, my god. That's CHEATING.
[ AND IT'S WORKING 100%. ]
Fine, maybe we could dance. One time.

I'll even let you pick the place.

It's a rough deal, but what can I say. I am attached now, it's too late.

Why not both? Educate me, I strive to do better each day.

Oh, we can branch out and talk about other things you want me to do for you. Or to you.

I have no idea what you're talking about
Just one?

how generous. actually there is this really good kosher place in brooklyn for one day

yikes that downbad huh guess you could buy a second set of blankets or assert dominance and steal them back or. cuddling is an easier option

huh
is our relationship evolving to sexting?
😱
not that im not down for it but its a new one

I see. [ Two can play this game. He can send pictures of his own too! So he does, but he's giving Billy an amused smile. He's aiming for charming, it is working? ]

Just one, because after you see how I have no idea of hat I am doing, you won't want a repeat of that dance.

Let's go there then!

Yep, head over heels, there's no hope for me. Cuddling is preferable, that will sure teach him a lesson.

Hah. Is that what it is? It's anewone for me too.
Soooo...what are you wearing?😉

that only works if you're aiming to get something out of it. but i'm saving that one and putting it on my wall jsyk

i am sure i will want many repeats if you're just having fun and being you

when? they're no french breads

you're right no one wants gross smelly bodies on them while they're asleep he'll never steal blankets again

the fact so much is new to you is always surprising
not in a bad way just
yknow i think you should have more or w/e

uh you'd tell me too many clothes
should i do something about that?

Not this time; I'm just happy to talk to you, and that's the face I am making. I just wanted you to know. Pfff, silly man. We should take some decent pictures together one day so we can have that.

How come you always have this skill to make me feel good about the things that I am embarrassed to try?

Anytime you want. As for real french bread, we can make 'Paris' another of our future holidays to take. Perhaps for an anniversary.

...

Excuse you? Smelly?

When it comes to relationships, yeah, it's all still pretty new. But it's fun and exciting when we figure out these things together.

If that's how it goes~ Frankly, sexting seems a bit silly, I already know exactly how you look naked and it's always a nice memory.
Maybe I'm just not good at it.

it's a cute face but that's not a surprise. have what? a wall of pictures of us?

i wouldn't be a good boyf if i didn't have that skill

👀 anniversary, huh? planning to be stuck with me for that long

i was talking about the blanket thief who did you think i was talking about? don't tell me you're getting defensive in the blanket thief's honor

it is! doesn't change the fact that i am doubly surprised that i was the first who got to be with you. in like anyway.

😳😳
p sure most people who do it don't get to see each other whenever or are like needy teenagers. but if i want to see you naked or something i can just come over.

You don't need to butter me up, Billy; I'm already charmed. Or at least a couple that we could frame? That would be nice.

In that case, let me confirm that you're being an exceptional boyfriend. 5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐, no notes.

Bold of you to assume I'd let you get rid of me so easily, yeah.

Yes. I'll have no one slander the blanket thief's honor like that; he is not smelly. He doesn't even snore, surprisingly. And he just fits so well against my chest; that gives him bonus points.

What can I say? I was lucky to hit the jackpot in the boyfriend lottery on my first try. ❤️
I'm nothing special.

I'm not saying it can't be fun fro others; to each their own. But knowing how much better the real thing is…yeah, text would only leave me wanting more. In person is always sweeter.

can't believe you'd accuse me of buttering you up when i'm just being honest
"or at least," does not counteract the wall of photos you want. we can work on it.

NOW who's trying to butter someone up.

but how many anniversaries are we talking? 🤔

oh i see you're slandering him but you're snuggled up next to him if you get a chance so how is there a blanket thief here? sounds like he's giving you both what you want

that's definitely not true on both counts
and i guess i got to work more on showing you it

i think part of the idea IS making you want more when you see each other next so maybe we should try it sometime

Haven't we established that the cute one is you? Like an adorable fox or a panda.

[ He doesn't know how to handle compliments! But he appreciates them a lot from Billy. ]

Hey, I'm simply leaving an honest review.

We can know the future, but I'd welcome as many as we can get together.

It's my blanket thief; I have dibs on the slander. But you are right; maybe the blanket stealing is just a cover tactic to make me snuggle him. HMMMM...what a mastermind.

Yes, it is. I don't think another person would treat me as well as you do.
See? Furthering my point.

Okay can see that point. We can give it another go if you want, but I don't know how good I'd be at it. Does sending you more picture count as sexting?

establishing it means mutual agreement and we have NOT

you should give tips on what they can do better if this ah onest review now

me too obv

🤔 maybe it is it sounds like the kind of thing a blanket thief would encourage

i think there are plenty of people who would and you're just biased
🙄 im just saying you deserve a lot more than you say!!!

do YOU want to give it another go?
sir
i do not think you realize what your pictures are capable of

Agree to disagree, because you are wrong and you are the cutest. Sorry, I make the rules now.

If you insists:

Perfect💕

These thieves, so smart. He really got me. What do you think I should de about it? Just keep falling into his trap and cuddling? Or maybe escalate things and tickle him? That should teach him a lesson.

Nah. And I don't care about other people anyway, I'm really happy with my current relationship status.
akjhsdaskjd okya okay, I'm sorry I am bad at taking compliments.

Yes, why not. But I'm not wearing anything special now, alas. I'm fact I am not wearing that much at all. The bandages wrapped around my arms, and my suit's green pants. I had to take off the top because I've got a cut in my arm during training that stained it with blood. It's mostly all healed now.

[ Picture attached >>>Maybeyoucouldkissitbetter.jpg ]

I do not? [ He's learning, Billy. ]

since when???

excuse me where is this product/service review i need to know for reasons

i think if you tickle him he will never trust sleeping in a bed with you again so it might be the cuddling

well, personally i'm glad to hear you like your relationship status tho i might need to have some words with your blanket thief
you are. it's okay it just means i get to compliment you more.

[ given how lin lie just said he'd be bad at it and seemed not into it...... he doesn't expect that response. at all. and he has to admit it turns him more than on a little even if he's worried.

the image does not help at all. ]

😳
i want to ask if you're okay now but you're clearly okay
do you want help changing those bandages?

Since now, I called dibs on the rules. You should have thought about doing it first. Oopsie.

Nowhere, obviously, I made it up for funsies, but the review is accurate.

So the tickling is his weakness. I might save it for another occasion then, I don't want the cuddling to stop.

I do, I wouldn't change it for anything. I'm sure the blanket thief might also have some complaints about me. Perhaps he can tell you what can I do to improve as a partner.

I really appreciate you saying these things, I really do. It's just that it's hard to admit, it makes me feel like I'm being conceited.

[ He said eh is bad at sexting, and he is. Sending pictures is simply easier and so far Billy seems to enjoys them just fine. ]

😊
I've been worse, but I wouldn't say no to another pair of hands on me. To help me with the bandages, of course.
It's hard to change them on my own and you have such nice, skilled fingers.

if that's how you want to play it you're playing a dangerous game. i'm literally a reality warper remember??

the review has misinformation about genetics. maybe the reviewer should just get taller.

do that at your own peril.

hm idk i'm not sure you could take his biggest complaints.

it's not conceited if someone else is saying it about you, baby.

of course
i could help bandage it and work out any sore muscles you have.
what aches worst rn?

Bringing out the big guns, I see. Danger is my middle name, Billy.
Actually, no, it is not. That would be a really stupid name to give your child, but you get what I mean.

Perhaps I could be convinced to let you make the rules again~( ˘ ³˘)♥︎.

'Maybe the reviewer should just get taller Maybe it already tried and it's not happening :'(((( Maybe his genetics hate the reviewer.

Well now I'm not going to. You'd be expecting it.
I mean, the blanket thief.

We won't know for sure until I've heard those complaints, so do tell.
[Billy bringing logic into it vs. Lin Lie's natural inability to accept a compliment...]
Uh. Okay, I do see your point. Thank you, love.

You'll end spoiling me. My back feels a bit stiff, maybe I pulled a muscle. On my lower, lower back.

i'm merely stating a very real situation that you signed up for
but if you WANT to call me a big gun

[ he is trying to sound cooler than he feels about himself, sometimes ]

with kisses is it?

poor reviewer why is he taking it out on the subject matter? should he make sure to be sitted for any forehead kisses?

the blanket thief will be looking for haunting tickling it's true

hmm
i'll work on the 5 page paper for you

you're welcome. i love you.

maybe you did
a little bit of oil would help with that and some
very long finger presses. we might have to get those pants off of you depending on how low it is
to make it easier to work with

I like it when you brag, because I know you can back it up, so it's kind of hot.
I've also seen your big gun; it's very impressive.🤭

[Lucky for Billy, Lin Lie already thinks he's very cool.]

I also accept snuggles.

Sitting might be a good start, yes. An improvement that will make everyone involved happy.

Exactly. The surprise factor is gone.

A full essay, I see that you thought in deep about all the flaws. Much appreciated.
I love you too, Billy.

Ohhhh, that sounds fantastic. You know me; I am all for making your job easier, so the pants will go.

something tells me we're talking about very different kinds of guns

oh do you? payment around here is getting so steep these days

🤔 on laps or chairs? very important distinction

well you did ask i've got to give you what you want or it'd just be wrong

the pants have to go
honestly all of it has to go lbh
i'm sure your glutes are also sore after all of that

It is possible. のωの Oops.

You know how things are with inflation and the different currencies and the like. But with a few kisses, snuggles, and maybe a bite or two here and there, I think you'll have it covered.

Absolutely laps first if that option is on the table. I've got two perfectly comfortable and strong thighs right here for you.

Are those five paper pages of complains going to make me cry? (•́ ᴖ •̀)

Well, since you insisted, I taken them off already. [ So the next picture he sends is him lying back on his bed, sans shirt and pants, with the camera angled down enough that his adonis belts and the top of navy boxes he's wearing are visible. ]

I'm feeling a bit hotter all of a sudden maybe I'm getting a fever. You should come check, I am not expert.
And yes, my glutes might need a bit of attention too, if you're so kind to offer it.

oops? you were so sweet and innocent before
what happened
i might have to use that gun on you

kisses, snuggles, and biting? it feels like the longer we talk the more the cost goes up by the end of this you're going to want bites all over.

they are comfy. and i do like straddling them to make all that kissing and biting easier. and then you can't get up and i can pin you there

wouldn't making you cry ruin the mood? 🤔

[ Lin Lie is effectively too good at this, he thinks when the next text comes in and he stops in the middle of the grocery store, flushing deeply. Some older lady nearly running into him and him apologetically getting out of the way.]

you do look hot and like you need attention
i'm at the store
is there anything i should bring to help you feel better?

Clearly, you are a bad influence. Or a very good one.
Ah. Is it fully loaded?

[ Okay, after writing that, even Line Lie stares at his own text. Oops, the analogy got a bit out of hand. ]

Another sign that we should meet in person as soon as possible, or you'll end up bankrupt.
Unless kissing me all over is such a chore to you?

Damn. Yes, baby. That sounds like a fantastic plan. You'll be a very pleasant weight on top of me.

A little bit. Unless you are into that?

[ Poor Billy. At lest the nice picture makes it up for the embarrassment. ]

I do feel a little needy. And a little cold too, you should come here before I catch something.

The store!? [ He feel a little bad because he didn't think Billy was out of the house, but also, he is a little proud of himself. ] Okay then don't open the next picture until you're in your car.

[ Because the next one is a little bit less safe for view. ]

Just bring yourself, I don't need anything else.
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But also if you find those chocolate chip cookies I like, for later...then I would say no to that too :X

don't blame this all on me!

[ well that's a text to read in the public, too, huh ]

not yet but i'm sure we can work on that

[ he's going to spontaneously combust before he finishes checking out isn't he ]

oh no absolutely not
i think i should be paying to kiss you tbh
but don't tell the government that they might start rationing

pleasure is something you'll get out of it, yeah

i should you're right
to be sure though are you like. in shanghai? same hotel in New york as before or a different one?

i wanted comfort soup! it's not my fault someone decided to get a cold mid-grocery run

[ he's joking but as much as it pains him to not do it he waits to click the attachment until he's in the car. which is long enough for the rest of lin lie's texts to come through so the firs thing he does before even clicking is send a picture back. it's the cookies dug out of the bag. ]

you mean the things i picked up as soon as it was decided i was coming over?

[ and now he clicks the photo and. lin lie is right he is so glad he's in his car because yeah ]

.......

i might be the one coming down with a cold now
and the gun is definitely loaded now
thanks

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I'm not blaming you; I'm saying you should take credit.
[ If it comforts Billy at all, Line Lie also realized it was a bit too much 0.5 seconds after hitting 'send.' ]
Challenge accepted.

[ That is very likely, yes. ]

Aw, that's very sweet. But I'm pretty sure that paying me actual money for kisses or whatever happens is a crime in New York State.
Worry not; your secret is safe with me.

I can't wait to have you in my arms, then. And lap.
[ Billy is also making him blush just by saying those nice things to him; Lin Lie doesn't even need super explicit texts or photos—just praise gets to him a lot. ]

I'm in K'un Lun, but yes, going to the same hotel as that one time sounds good. It won't take me long to get there.

Hah, how considerate. Sudden colds are very dangerous! It's why I will need you very close to me, making sure my temperature doesn't drop further :<

[ Oh, hey, he didn't expect Billy to have already bought the cookies. That's amazing. ]
OH! !!!! You're the best!!!! ✺◟(＾∇＾)◞✺

[ When the last texts come, Lin Lie lets out a loud laugh. Good thing he's alone, and shame Billy can't hear him. ]

You're welcome, love.
Now consider how lucky you are that I didn't have any lollipops at hand.

as long as this side of you is only directed at me
i guesss i can take credit
a little

like we already aren't doing illegal things with the traveling?

i'm definitely going to make you wait for this tbh

[ there's a small pause between texts as he considers and then asks ]

i have a better idea if you're up for it.
can you meet me somewhere if i give you a location? or is this a we'd have to meet up and take you there?

don't worry i won't let you out of my arms

[ There's a small laugh at the easy excitement ]

I was planning on keeping a stock for you because last time we were together you devoured the whole bag in like. thirty minutes.

i hate you
you're banned from lollipops

There's no one else I'd like to flirt with indiscriminately until they're screaming at me, no.
There you go, you earned a gold star. 🌟

Shhh, it's not illegal if ICE doesn't know. Also, fuck those guys anyway.

Me wait? :( Oh, I see that now you want to try...
What's that called?
Edging?
I guess we could give it a go.

Of course, I love your ideas. [ So far, Billy has never disappointed, and he doubts the trend will change. ]
I can go where you need me; just send me the address and time.

[ Listen, there are two things that get Lin Lie in a great mood, and those are Billy and food. Them combined??? Even better. ]

That's very thoughtful. And...yeah. The downside of actively using the Iron Fist is that chi requires a lot of energy to summon, so I need to eat a lot to recharge. Plus, those cookies are like tasting heaven in your mouth.

You can't ban candy from me! ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)💢
Bananas, it is. •' 🍌*• ☆

[ You did this to yourself, Billy. Look what choice you made him pick. ]

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