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[annarr]

Well, but you all die so quickly.

I've been told I'm highly food motivated.

[So that sounds like a yes.]

[longquan]

Stories and legends remain. Aren't you the god of those? Honor your title by making a positive name for yourself in history.

Then I believe we have a deal. [ He will try his best to make some decent kleinur. He's nothing if not stubborn. ] Now you just have to pick the person you will be nice to, but it can't be anyone from your family.

[ Just in case Loki decided to pick his mom or someone like thay, mostly. ]

[annarr]

Who can even keep track of what I'm the god of?

Are you sure? Thor would be the ultimate challenge.

You'd have to allow that stabbing him isn't being a dick to him, though.

[longquan]

Yourself, probably. I'm going to start keeping a list.

Nope. I bet you'd have fun either way with him, but that's my only rule.

Dunno, edged weapons have never screamed 'familial love' to me, but I'm not Asgardian. Maybe it's culturally appropriate. In K'un Lun almost everyone is ready to throw hands 24/7 with everyone else, and they all still get along.

[annarr]

That doesn't sound like any of mes.

Very well. Do you have to know them?

It's very much like that. We just play a bit more for keeps.

[longquan]

Are there that many variations of you out there? I know multiverses are a thing but it must be so weird to meet another you.

No, not necessarily. I'll be nice and let you pick however you feel like deserves to be your guinea pig for this little challenge.

I see. My older brother has gotten into the habit of doing something similar, so my family has no room to judge.

[ Lin Lie doesn't appreciate at all what Feng is doing. ]

[annarr]

Oh, it's one of the aspects of myself I've found least confusing. If you squint right, it's even reassuring.

How will you confirm how well I've done, then?

Does it not make you feel a bit loved?

[longquan]

To know that there are infinite others like use out there? I don't know, I think I'd feel bad if it turns out a lot of them are evil or something like that.

You can text me updates and pictures. [ He's trusting Loki not to lie about this in as a show of trust of his own. ]

No.

[annarr]

Variety is exciting!

Very well. Give me an hour.

[gotta go figure out who's even alive on earth-616 real quick]

Not yet.

[longquan]

That I don't deny! I've met that variant of you who is an alligator He's super cute.

Sure, no rush. I'm not exactly busy today, anyway.

[ Take your time, buddy. ]

I'm pretty sure my brother hates me know, or at least hates that I refuse to join him in destroying the world by freeing a demon war god. So...complicated.

[annarr]

Have you really?

[Why hasn't he met rad versions of himself like this?? Cruel multiverse.]

World isn't falling apart today?

Having a brother always is, for what it's worth.

[longquan]

Briefly, but yes. He wanted to learn some arts. But between you and me, he only wanted to play and some cuddles.

[ Maybe one day! Who knows how many other animal-related Loki versions exist out there. ]

Surprisingly not. I'll start worrying again if it gets too quiet, but we have not reached that point this week yet. Perhaps even criminals are busy getting ready for Halloween.

And being the younger ones doesn't make things any easier either, I bet.

[annarr]

[What ridiculously Loki-coded behaviour. Honestly, more hurtful than meeting less sympathetic versions of himself.]

I trust someone indulged him in all facets of his demands?

Is that the one with pumpkins?

It's objectively the more difficult one to be.

[longquan]

[ Some things never change, no matter the shape they come in. ]

Pei and I might have spoiled him a little. He was surprisingly good at doing katas.

That one! Halloween is not a traditional holiday in my country, but it's just so famous that I know it as well. I'm surprised that you haven't tried a Pumpkin Spice Latte; it sounds like the kind of drink you'd enjoy.

Ain't that the truth.

[annarr]

We're incredibly talented like that.

Is that a gourd mashed into coffee? That's what you think I'd like?

But we all bear it incredibly well.

[longquan]

Or Loki-gator happened to have amazing teachers. Danny was there as well. A bit of both, probably.

No, you silly man. It's coffee with cinnamon, nutmeg, steamed milk, and often sugar. They top it with whipped cream and pumpkin pie spice. It tastes really good—sweet, creamy, and rich. I generally can't stand coffee; I much prefer tea, but that one was good.

( ˘▽˘)っ♨

We could certainly be doing much worse, so I am inclined to agree with you.

[annarr]

Far be it from me to say something can't be at least two things.

And they didn't want to call it pie spice?

[And, a few minutes later, Lin Lie will hopefully be pleased to receive his first selfie from Loki, pointing over his shoulder at a thumbs-up-ing Wanda, who is depending on the writer? a technical younger and apparently the subject of the god's bribe-related niceness for the day.]

[longquan]

Good point, it wouldn't suit you.

Maybe they didn't want people getting confused. They also sell pies here.

[ Ohhhhh a cute update. Frankly from all the option Wanda might be one the people who needs a good day most. ]

Anyway, you and your friend should go try it.

[ He's going to send a picture back of a very Asian looking kitchen with the ingredients to make Kleinur on the table. Good thing that they're a pretty easy recipe; he already had all he needed to make it. ]

[annarr]

We will. She says you're right that I'll like it. She also says that there are popsicles made of cake, so she might have lost her mind.

Is that meant to be a sign of your confidence in me?

[Which.

Aw.]

[longquan]

Tell her I say hi! ヾ(＾∇＾)

I can't believe you don't know what a cake pop is.[ It's almost adorable. ] She's right. There are cakes styled like lollipops, they're round and come covered in icing or chocolate, then attached to sticks. This is how they look.

[file attached Deliciouscakepop.jpg.]

Order a few, or they will be gone in a couple of bite and leave you wanting for more.

Mayyyyybe.

[ Yes, yes it is. And no matter what happens Loki will get his Kleinur. The quality of the Kleinur's shape might be a bit questionable, though. Lin Lies hands shake sometimes, when not fighting. ]

[annarr]

How much time do you think I spend following all your realm's little trends?

[Those do look tasty tho. It's weird to be immediately pegged this well.]

Just say you want me to get you some.

I suppose I'll make an effort, then x

[longquan]

Do you have anything better to do? Plus I am only telling you about the tasty drinks and foods. That's worth paying attention to.

[ Enjoying cake is universal, don't feel too called out. ]

Oh! Would you? I wouldn't say no to that.

:) Good!

[annarr]

I do all sorts of important things, you know. I'm a whole prince and everything.

We'll have an exchange, then. When I behave myself immaculately all day.

[longquan]

Right, true. Do you need to meet with other realm's representatives? Go to galas? Kiss a few enchanted frogs, mayhap?

Sounds fantastic. Yes, go show me how well you do.

[annarr]

Oh, frequently. Thor's terrible at it, I'm sure you'll not be surprised to hear.

[Give it a minute, but before long there will be some scrawny magic users doing more thumbs-up selfies outside of a Coffee A Go-Go.]