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[annarr]

No, it's a secret, since we're not sharing with each other :(

[And there's going to be such a long pause because the full-face snake-zip is... just something else.]

What am I even looking at?

Do I have to answer three riddles to get in?

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You realize that making that face doesn't work over text, right? Your pouting is way more effective when I can actually see you.

[ Midgardians are always so creative, right? At least he didn't send Loki a picture of a snake kigurumi.

A hoodie that is also a snake. I think that the zipper pull being the tongue is an adorable detail. The giant eyes, not so much.

Wouldn't that be fun? But nah. You know where I live, so you can teleport inside my house already if you want. I'm just saying that since the portal that connects from K'Un Lun to Shanghai is in the subway, it might take me a few minutes to get home.

[annarr]

You're going to have to work harder than that if you want a selfie :(

And this is what you have in your closet?

Careful. I'm like one of your Midgardian vampires when you start inviting me in unannounced.

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But babe, why do you refuse to delight me with your gorgeous face? You're breaking my heart.

[ Being obnoxious is free. He can do it too. ]

Did I ever say that? It's not my style, no. I prefer things with dragons on them, a different kind of reptile.

You never listened to me all the other times I asked you to leave me alone. Might as well accept my fate. Make yourself some tea, I trust you not to burn the house down in my absence

[annarr]

[The student has become the master! The annoyer has become the annoyed! Honestly, it gets a very pleased out-loud laugh.]

Good. A fitting punishment :(((

Does your dragon hoodie also have a silly little tongue, then?

You must really want these cake pops and suit jackets.

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[ Loki out there being a bad influence on this man. Or a good one; he needs to learn how to unwind. ]

Come on, my darling, can you really stay mad at this face?


Alas no, but it would be cute if it did. My hoodie just has a cool dragon embroidered in the back.

What if I just want to see you, uh? And also the cake pops.

[annarr]

[A wonderful influence, clearly. The best influence, even.]

That face? No. But that isn't your face. That is a tragic cat. I am aware that you are not a cat, tragical or otherwise.

I'll be the judge of "cool."

You just want to see the cake pops? You aren't going to want to eat them?

[Is it a trap? Probably.]

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[ /Press 'X' for doubt. Good thing Lin Lie's used to his friends teasing him. ]

I'm not as cute as a kitty, so I can't pout so effectively. Imagine it's me in spirit.

Btw, have you never seen Shrek? If so, we need to remedy that immediately; the second movie is hilarious.

Just for that, I'm not showing you my hoodie. You'll have to live with the mystery.

Of course I want to eat them too, food shouldn't be wasted.

[annarr]

Pictures or it did not occur xx

Shrek is this cat?

[So, you know. Apparently not. The inter-realm to-do list grows.]

The lack of confidence is strong evidence against it being cool, you realize.

Is that all you want to eat?

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I am not pouting for your amusement :X

Oh my god.

No, he's not. This is the cat in boots; Shrek is an ogre. And one of the greatest cultural icons of the past two decades. You have a few movies to watch, mister.

[ Outrageous! Lin Lie will fix this somehow. ]

It's not lack of confidence; I just like my privacy. [ It totally is lack of confidence now. Stop judging his clothes even without seeing them! ]

Excuse me??? What are you implying now.

[annarr]

And here I thought you were pouting for the pain of being deprived of my beauty :(

Two? More than two?

I'm sure you do. I'm also sure that two things are true at once.

I think you know exactly what I'm implying xx

[Listen, he's going to figure out what Lin Lie thinks are dirty jokes by hook or by crook.]

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I'm a man capable of multitasking. ٩(๑`^´๑)۶ Shocking, I know. How about you send me a picture and I'll send you one?

There are, like, 4 of them, and I think they're making a new one. But you can watch just the first two; those are the best ones. Oh and one with the cat called 'The last Wish'. The villain is so cool in that one.

I'm not confirming nor denying anything. But this is what my hoodie looks like. [ >Image attached: willyounowshutup.jpg ]

No, no I do not.
What is there to eat that it isn't food, uh..

[ So far, doing a good job embarrassing his, Loki. ]

[annarr]

Like an exchange of hostages?

So how many hours are you going to insist I watch your ogre and cat?

Honestly not awful. 👍

I think you do, and I think you're thinking about it now, and I think you're thinking you'd like it xx

[Listen, he was so nice to Wanda for h o u r s. Being a little shit is all pent up in his system. It needs to come out.]

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There are nicer comparisons; why do you have to say it like that? [ Loki, please. ] But yes, kind of.

At least 3 hours. Besides, you like cats, and this one sounds like a hot Spaniard; it wouldn't be a chore.

Oh. Thanks; that's high praise coming from you.

[ Well, he is not not thinking about it now. Damn it, this is awkward. ]

I think you would make fun of me no matter my answer. Also, you seem very sure of how much I would enjoy it, considering it is also implied I'd be doing most of the work.

[ And maybe Lin Lie has a bit of an oral fixation and biting kink, but Loki has to read him to filth like that!

Pent-up meanness, Loki, really?]

[annarr]

[What's that? Loki yes?]

Are there? Name three.

[But, as a sign of good faith etc etc, a selfie will come popping across, featuring an incredibly pouted lower lip (and, in the background, a slightly blurred riot of colors, because someone is still mucking around with outfits).]

Not a chore, but certainly requiring a bit of schedule clearing.

I'm harsh but always more or less fair. About this.

To be honest? You seem like a giver x

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...no.

[ Ok, he can't think of a better comparison, but there must be some out there. 

Oh! That gets Lin Lie chuckling. Loki could put the Cat in Boots to shame with that face game. That is quite a lot of outfits too.]

I admit that such a cute pout can get you to places. 

[ What's fair is fair, so Lin Lie sends back a photo of his own. He's making big puppy eyes at the camera, long lashes on display since he's not wearing the Iron Fist bandana mask. And to show he really is in K'un Lun still, a group of pandas can be seen playing in the background.]

That I understand. The next time you get bored and have free time, it's Shrek time.

That's comforting at least. This kind of thing doesn't work without all the participants being equal.

[ Or so he thinks; he doesn't exactly have a ton of experience. ]

Uhm. Maybe.

[ Why do you have to be riiiiight? ]

I suppose if I had to choose someone to try this with, you would not be the worst option.

[annarr]

[Ridiculous. Ridiculous, but also charming. Photo absolutely getting saved with the snaps he'd been taking all day with Wanda, because... because.]

Careful. I get bored remarkably easily, and often in the middle of other people's emergencies.

It's the only way to be with art.

[but also gurl get out of here with this "maybe" nonsense,]

Who *would* be the worst option?

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[ Being ridiculous he can do easily. Being charming by accident is an accidental welcome plus, so he will take it. Lin Lie's also keeping that picture of Loki and doesn't even want to admit to himself why. He just does it. ]

I am terribly aware of both of those facts. It's still fine. [ Loki wouldn't be Loki if he didn't do those things, It's part of the deal.]

Oral Sex is an art?

[ Plz give him some leeway, he's new at this and bad it. He's always been more of a man of action than works. ]

More than a few people, but on top of that list would be Namor.

[annarr]

You love it xx

[Toleration feels a lot like love, at any rate. Loki will take it. He'll also take several long, laughing breaths before responding to the rest.]

It absolutely is an art. Did you think it would be a science?

Lucky me to be beating out your most hateful nemesis.

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Do I love being unexpectedly bothered and teased endlessly by an Asgardian god? [ Perhaps, if only because it's entertaining in a way. Loki doesn't need to call him out on it >:X. ] Right.

[ That pause in the texting makes it so he can imagine Loki laughing. Rude. ]

I just never thought of it that way, that's all.
Do you really consider yourself such a work of art that I should worship you on my knees?

I don't hate him; I just don't like how mean and prideful he is. You're wittier than he is and more...pleasant to the eyes.[ And that's as far as Lin Lie will go offering compliments. This is embarrassing enough. ]

[annarr]

Self-honesty is important!

Well, I promise you it is. Different every time as well.

Oh, absolutely. Everyone should x

[Is it sexy or is it baby's first impulse to demand the realms kneel? Who knows!]

I mean, you're right to say it xxx

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Amusing that you specified 'self' and not honesty in general.

[ Kinda worrying too, but he expected nothing different from Loki. ]

Well, you sure talk big, but so far that's all your artistic prowess is, Loki. All talk and hypothethicals.

I think that if everyone did it, you'd end up chafed.

[ Look, he's trying to make jokes about this too. Further proof that Loki is a terrible influence. ]

I'm not stroking your ego anymore. Or stroking anything else.

[annarr]

Honesty starts at home. If you can't be honest with yourself, how in the hells are you going to be honest with anybody else?

[Or whatever. (He doesn't like it, but he does sort of get where all this "god of lies" nonsense came from, sometimes.)]

You'll have to ask much more politely for a hands-on demonstration.

Well, everyone can kneel. Being wanted is half the fun.

[Presumably since the last photo was so effective, have another quick pouting selfie in response to that last bit, buddy.]

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That's surprisingly mature and insightful. And so hard to do, I think we both can admit that. [ Lin Lie doesn't like lying; so he rarely does it. He is also shit at it and has no poker face. But since he also rarely likes to talk about his feelings, he keeps quiet about certain subjects, and that's almost just as bad as being deceitful. ]

Much more? Of course you'd enjoy begging.

[ We just keep unlocking kinks, don't we? ]

That I can agree with. It's nice to feel desired. [ Oh that's so not fair, how is he supposed to focus on anything when he keeps getting nice things to look at? Those damn pursed lips look a little kissable, damn it. ]

I can pout too, you know. [ As proof, he sends Loki a selfie that is totally not an excuse to show him in the training outfit he's wearing from that angle, no sir. ] You're just trying to mess with my head, and I need to take a quick shower before we can met. Stop distracting me.

[ And have one last picture, that he will probably regret sending later. ]

[annarr]

"Surprisingly?" Rude.

That's got to be in the top ten least surprising things about me, surely.

[But, you know. Always nice to feel seen.

And always nice to see casual flirting get rewarded with surprise thirsty rewards. Just a good day all around.

So, you know.]

Think of me in the shower xx